“If I were asked for a one-sentence sound bite on religion, I would say...” — Salman Rushdie Quote

“If I were asked for a one-sentence sound bite on religion, I would say I was against it.”

“The only thing worse than a bad review from the Ayatollah Khomeini would be a good review from the Ayatollah Khomeini.”

“What kind of Christmas present would Jesus ask Santa for?”

“I remembered reading about a disease called Leishmaniasis, which matched my symptoms. I'd always thought it was an old wives' tale - a sand fly bite that eats your flesh. But when I looked on the internet and saw pictures of people who had it, their lesions looked like mine.”

“I still bite my nails.”

“Our focus is to continue to pioneer branded entertainment online and consider opportunities as they come. We're smart enough to know that we can't bite the hand that feeds us and neglect our Internet presence.”