“People often ask what I think of Michael McIntyre. I think he's funny....” — Peter Kay Quote

“People often ask what I think of Michael McIntyre. I think he's funny. He's a nice bloke.”

“The best comedies are the ones where the person who's in charge is the one with the vision who's said, 'I'm staying with this till the very end.'”

“Being a comedian is probably the only job apart from undertaking that isn't age restricted.”

“I get a lot of comments from people that I'm just an ordinary bloke. They immediately feel they have a closer relationship with you; they relate to you.”

“People take secret pictures of me... it fries my brain. I'm just a bloke, Just come and talk to me, I'd love to talk to you.”

“I'm not really a churchy person, although I do think Jesus was a good bloke.”