“If you're bored, it's because someone else is fulfilling his dream. Be...” — A. A. Gill Quote

“If you're bored, it's because someone else is fulfilling his dream. Become a bore. It's the most interesting thing you'll ever do.”

“A lot of London's image never was. There never was a Dickensian London, or a Shakespearean London, or a swinging London.”

“Have you noticed that almost all the change in the world goes to women? When was the last time you had a five pence piece? Exactly. In a Christmas pudding. All the rest of it is in women's handbags.”

“For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents.”

“The secret of being a bore... is to tell everything.”

“I feel like it's my duty to share my experience with self-acceptance. I don't want to bore people and talk about myself, but the biggest struggle for me was my body.”