“I hate technically constructed actors. In fact, I hate anything techni...” — Keith Allen Quote

I hate technically constructed actors. In fact, I hate anything technically constructed, unless it's a bridge.

I don't suffer from what I believe a lot of actors suffer from, in that they have to do certain things to be an actor, like endlessly study the script and endlessly think about the character. I wouldn't advise that to anybody.

I'm delighted that the BBC has given me the chance to delve into the murky world of 'The Body Farm.'

Unlike virtually everyone else, I know how to work a room. That comes in pretty handy. If you're not getting any laughs, then at least you can make people watch you.

When I've had money I've always spent it. I don't invest. A pension? Yes, it's called my talent.

Obama's entire foreign policy was predicated on the notion that by existing, he would bridge all gaps and bury all hatchets. Instead, the Muslim world burns his picture even as he tells them he respects their radicalism. It turns out that diversity is a one-way street for the devotees of global Islam.

When you're driving into D.C. as a young kid and you go over the Key Bridge and see the Lincoln Memorial, Washington Monument, and Capitol Building, they become a part of the landscape for you. You are also constantly in contact with this idea that history, and the people that made it, are being remembered.

I relish going to places such as Stamford Bridge.

Somehow, magically, I've become an electronic musician, and I have a recording studio that looks like the bridge of the Enterprise.