“Unlike virtually everyone else, I know how to work a room. That comes ...” — Keith Allen Quote

“Unlike virtually everyone else, I know how to work a room. That comes in pretty handy. If you're not getting any laughs, then at least you can make people watch you.”

“I hate technically constructed actors. In fact, I hate anything technically constructed, unless it's a bridge.”

“My whole life has been a holiday!”

“I always have a football handy at home, and I'll play with it. Sometimes it'll get on my wife's nerves. But the moment I've got a ball at my feet, I'm happy.”

“When ideas fail, words come in very handy.”

“The biscuit tin shouldn't be handy - move it about a bit. Try to keep it out of the way.”