“So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my h...” — Tim Vine Quote

So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'

For one thing, I don't pun excessively in real life.

I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again.

So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red.

Velcro: what a rip-off.

Facebook is not a company of grass-roots tech enthusiasts. Facebook is not a game tech company. Facebook has a history of caring about building user numbers, and nothing but building user numbers.

I'm from the building where the wave was invented. Downstairs, under me. Ask Bigavel. Y'all call him Bigavel, Max B. I know him as Charlie Rambo. I'm from the building where the wave was invented, and it was invented after I was born.

A building is a very interesting frame. You always get a sort of sample of different people inside a building.

Firefighters go where they're needed, sometimes ignoring the dangers even when no one is inside a burning building to be saved.