“I wasn't raised super-poor, but my parents got divorced, and my mother...” — Patrick Carney Quote

“I wasn't raised super-poor, but my parents got divorced, and my mother didn't have much money. Even now if I have a cake, I'll eat it slowly, and I save most of the money I have.”

“Fast food is the one thing everyone can relate to. It's depressing, but also interesting, that people desire to eat the same sandwich in every single city in the world. But the biggest bummer is when you see a Subway in Berlin. Just devastating.”

“I see a lot of comments on Twitter and stuff about how ugly I am, how bad I am at the drums, how awkward I look, and I'm like, yeah, I agree with most of those things.”

“Life is not a piece of cake, and it certainly is not for many of the people I know.”

“Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice.”

“I like cake, I swear a lot, and I hardly ever go to the hairdresser. I don't think I'm a movie star.”