“Never in my wildest dreams did I think I would look people in the face...” — Nicole Byer Quote

“Never in my wildest dreams did I think I would look people in the face and be like, 'Your snake cake's not good.'”

“In school, no one teaches you to look for things that are right for you.”

“I know Jonathan Van Ness from comedy, and he's got this wonderful show on Funny or Die called 'Gay of Thrones.'”

“Visiting gardens is bad for you. Not only does it encourage too much eating of cake but sets up all kinds of false notions that are ruinous to your garden back home.”

“When you have a watch on, it just sets everything off. It's the icing on the cake when it comes to your entire look.”

“My evenings are usually spent eating cake with tea, which I should stop. Then I either hang with friends or watch something. I like my evenings free because that is when I get to spend time with myself, my dogs or with friends.”