“I won a prize for 'best sponge cake' at the Clacton Festival 2005. Hav...” — Victoria Coren Mitchell Quote

“I won a prize for 'best sponge cake' at the Clacton Festival 2005. Having said that, I was only up against three other cakes.”

“I am a big fan of Bournemouth, having enjoyed many happy hours on its sandy beach and crazy golf course.”

“I've never danced while driving, nor put on makeup.”

“Sometimes I'll get ideas in the middle of the night. Sometimes at 3 in the morning I'll get up, and I have a notebook by my bed and have to write it down. I'll dream an idea. Sometimes I see an image online, and I think, 'OK, let's make that a three-layer cake!'”

“I'm just a piece of the pie, a slice of the pound cake.”

“Nobody should eat too much cake.”