“Let's not forget that the essential message of a Republican candidate ...” — Frankie Boyle Quote

“Let's not forget that the essential message of a Republican candidate is a tricky sell. That you love America, but hate all the groups that make up America. That you love democracy, but hate people.”

“Somehow, I always imagine that Trump spends the evenings with his forehead pressed against the cold glass of an aquarium, talking telepathically to the tormented albino squid in which he has hidden his soul.”

“I think there is racism at the heart of British policy and has been both in Labour and Conservative times.”

“I believe Ted Cruz is the candidate that's the answer to my prayers. A candidate whom God will use to restore the soul of America.”

“The second a political consultant tries to play dirty tricks, it will backfire, and it will hurt that candidate.”

“Everybody has their manifesto; let them talk their language, come to the people, and the people will decide. In a democracy, no party or candidate wins or loses. If you, the people, chose a wrong man, you lose; if you chose the right one, you win.”