“I think people just think I am crazy because they see me doing stand-u...” — Bobby Lee Quote

“I think people just think I am crazy because they see me doing stand-up, but I am generally not. I am very sad. I'm one of those guys that lights candles and listens to Rachmaninoff.”

“I'm hoping that, over the years, people will come back to 'MADtv' and think it isn't that bad. We had some really talented people on there.”

“Koreans are hilarious.”

“Imparting knowledge is only lighting other men's candles at our lamp without depriving ourselves of any flame.”

“In the dressing room, we've just made it really Zen: low lighting, lots of candles, and fresh, healthy food.”

“I mean, even my dressing room at the studio has candles and cushions and cashmere rugs and things.”