“As a female comic, if you talk about sex in any capacity, you will be ...” — Nikki Glaser Quote

As a female comic, if you talk about sex in any capacity, you will be branded a 'sex comic,' so I might as well go full force on it.

College is good discipline. That's what I learned there: pull an all-nighter, get it done, and get an A. I'm the biggest procrastinator, and I learned how to be an efficient procrastinator.

I remember the 'Jenny McCarthy Show' being kind of funny, and I remember her being just like one of the boys. I remember her being counter to everything I thought girls should be on TV, or whatever. I kind of liked her vibe.

I always told my parents, 'Just give me till I'm 27 to do comedy, to make it'.

The True Self is not our creation, but God's. It is the self we are in our depths. It is our capacity for divinity and transcendence.

We are in possession of what I think to be compelling evidence that Saddam Hussein has, and has had for a number of years, a developing capacity for the production and storage of weapons of mass destruction.

Phoenix is an interesting example. Drive around and see the golf courses everywhere, and you see people's big green lawns. And you live in a desert! I've always remarked about the capacity of human beings to look at somewhere and move there because of its uniqueness and its beauty and then change it.

I am living proof that youth possess a unique capacity to grow and change - that the child who seems hopeless today could go on to change the world.