“On this Twitter thing, at least five people a day say 'bring back the ...” — John Kruk Quote

“On this Twitter thing, at least five people a day say 'bring back the mullet.' My wife told me I'm not allowed. Troy Tulowitzki wants me to grow a rat-tail for his charity. I was like, 'What the heck is a rat-tail?'”

“People in West Virginia do have cars. We have indoor plumbing. We even use knives and forks.”

“If you're playing for the Kansas City Royals about all you can do is beat your head against the wall.”

“My charity is called 'Grand Kids.' People keep thinking it's 'Grandkids.'”

“Historic Royal Palaces is an independent charity without funding from the royal family or the government. But I have met the Queen, she comes to open projects, and she is always very interested.”

“My favorite charity is the Women's Refugee Commission and the Nomi network.”