“If you're playing for the Kansas City Royals about all you can do is b...” — John Kruk Quote

“If you're playing for the Kansas City Royals about all you can do is beat your head against the wall.”

“When I first came in the league, I thought Jack Clark and Steve Garvey were big. Then all of sudden it seemed like everyone was that big.”

“On this Twitter thing, at least five people a day say 'bring back the mullet.' My wife told me I'm not allowed. Troy Tulowitzki wants me to grow a rat-tail for his charity. I was like, 'What the heck is a rat-tail?'”

“When I was visiting schools, I wanted to go and see what they got. After my visit, I knew that Kansas was good.”

“It's always fun being in the community, reaching out to not only the Kansas City faithful, but also people that really don't know that much about football and seeing the influence it could possibly have on them.”

“Kansas City - it's simple living. It has everything that I need.”