“It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the sa...” — Billy Connolly Quote

“It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things.”

“There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.”

“Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet.”

“It has always been inevitable that, living as a small minority among a Christian majority, some Jews would convert to Christianity.”

“In speaking of Jesus, I must speak about Christianity because I do not think it possible or profitable to divide the two.”

“Some readers took 'Heaven's My Destination' as a satire on Christianity and the Midwest, but today it reads like a loving comedy.”