“I'm recovering from a cold. I'm so full of penicillin that, if I sneez...” — Tommy Cooper Quote

“I'm recovering from a cold. I'm so full of penicillin that, if I sneeze, I'll cure someone.”

“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'”

“They always say start at the bottom if you want to learn something. But suppose you want to learn to swim?”

“Normally, when New York catches a cold, London sneezes.”

“The war against terror is every bit as important as our fight against fascism in World War II. Or our struggle against the spread of Communism during the Cold War.”

“I think in some ways what Snowden is, is he's a mix of a cold war spy novel and post-9/11 spy novel.”