“I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, be...” — Ron White Quote

“I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em.”

“You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out.”

“When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable - onstage, talking, making 'em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.”

“When I do my collection, it is in a way my own story.”

“To create a collection, you need a narrative - an explanation to tell the team.”

“A collection makes its own demands. Many artists have been collectors. I think of it rather as an illness. I felt it was using up too much energy.”