“I'd love a rule to be introduced that you can only ring up and complai...” — Alexander Armstrong Quote

“I'd love a rule to be introduced that you can only ring up and complain about a programme if you can prove you've watched the whole programme.”

“At Classic FM we're not an exposed shoreline where anything might come in on the tide. We're a lagoon; it's safe. You can tune in late at night and know it won't be contemporary.”

“I love 'Pointless', part of the genius of the show is that it's always a different story.”

“It's funny - when I first started as an actor, obviously there were long periods of being idle and all you want to do is work. So if I ever get the compulsion to feel like I should complain or feel like I want to take a break, I just remember how I was before and be very grateful for it.”

“I speak with a lot of players who have stopped playing and they go to the gym for two hours a day and say 'now I run 10km a day.' When they were still playing they would complain about running for 10 minutes!”

“I would not complain very much if I didn't feel well. I'd fake it on the court, not show that side of it.”