“Anyone who doesn't think the welfare-industrial complex is trying to i...” — Howie Carr Quote

“Anyone who doesn't think the welfare-industrial complex is trying to increase dependency isn't paying attention.”

“Has there ever been anybody, real or fictional, whiter than Betty Crocker?”

“You know the green grifters have no argument when they start raising the 'no blood for oil' cry on the blogs. Excuse me, if Obama's make-sure-your-tires-are-properly-inflated administration would simply allow more energy production here in the U.S., that wouldn't be a problem very long, would it?”

“An 'Ordinary Woman' is the beautiful and achingly poignant portrait of Gwen, a complex and troubled woman in her middle years.”

“I think people inspire me the most. If I meet a person who is incredibly complex, and all of a sudden, I start thinking in rhymes, that person could be a muse.”

“The perception of juiciness involves a complex jumble of things, including how quickly juices are squeezed out of meat fibers by our teeth, how much saliva we produce, and the ratio of liquid fat to water-based liquid.”