“A lot of times you go to a concert, and when you leave, you don't know...” — Bill Engvall Quote

“A lot of times you go to a concert, and when you leave, you don't know anything more about the act then when you got there.”

“I have been passed over on some things because people didn't think I was edgy enough. But the people who took those gigs are gone now, and I am still here.”

“I've never said I was the best dancer, and I never said I was a good dancer.”

“I do not understand where the idea came from that opera is only for privileged people, I am as happy singing before 70,000 people at the Millennium Stadium, as I am in front of a few hundred in a small concert hall.”

“Only in a concert situation do I have access to people directly to preach to them, and I don't believe that the bigger your platform is, the more people will pay attention.”

“Why can't we have a concert with food? Your typical cooking demonstration, there's just no enthusiasm. There's no energy behind it. I said, 'What if we take a cooking demonstration and fortify it with a lot of good music? ... Drive it to the next level?'”