“People say meat is bad for you but which? The meat you get at McDonald...” — Erling Haaland Quote

“People say meat is bad for you but which? The meat you get at McDonald's? Or the local cow eating grass right over there? I eat the heart and the liver.”

“The top five leagues, that's every footballer's dream.”

“Bayern have distinguished themselves by their incredible consistency.”

“My cow is not pretty, but it is pretty to me.”

“I grew up in a village of 12 houses. We had a well and a cow.”

“I was a kid and so milking a cow was fun, but at the same time, it was work. My family needed me to do the work.”