“I tried to sell mortgages for just under a year and saw the tail end o...” — Tim Dillon Quote

“I tried to sell mortgages for just under a year and saw the tail end of the mortgage crisis. I was not great at it. There was nothing really to sell. The only people at that time who were left in the business were idiots like myself.”

“When you really fall in love with someone, you start making stupid decisions. That's why rich people guard themselves against it.”

“There was something really fun about when I used to do bus tours. I was on mic all day, trying to be funny and subversive.”

“I was talking about no nukes, the farm crisis. People said that wasn't stuff that a state auditor was supposed to be talking about. Maybe they were right.”

“Americans' perceptions of Africa remain rooted in troubling stereotypes of helplessness and perpetual crisis.”

“I have an existential crisis every time I walk into a bookshop, knowing that I'm not going to read all the books before I die.”