“When you really fall in love with someone, you start making stupid dec...” — Tim Dillon Quote

“When you really fall in love with someone, you start making stupid decisions. That's why rich people guard themselves against it.”

“Yeah, I bought a house with a subprime mortgage in 2007. It was a two-year fixed rate and, like everybody else in America, I had no idea that in two years you wouldn't be able to refinance. It was foreclosed in 2010, right before I started stand-up.”

“Most comics don't deserve money.”

“You elected government officials to make decisions and it's about time they started making good ones.”

“You don't want to make big decisions in a rush.”

“It's one thing to tell people to make informed decisions, but that's difficult when there is no information.”