“There is that great thing of D.C. being Hollywood for ugly people. The...” — Timothy Simons Quote

“There is that great thing of D.C. being Hollywood for ugly people. There's very distinct crossover behaviors.”

“I'm particularly bad at breaking if something's funny. I'm not professional, so I do often laugh, but less at what I do and more often at what other people do.”

“You're taught from a very young age that you shouldn't get too big for your britches, so I tend to err way too much on the side of 'Nothing means anything.'”

“There are so many stage actors on TV but you wouldn't know they were stage actors. And film and TV actors are going to the stage as well, so the crossover is great now.”

“I think it's surprising for a lot of people to see Jack Swagger crossover to MMA because they know Jack Swagger more than they know Jake Hager.”

“I'm very picky and I'm in a situation where it's a big crossover.”