“My idea of fun would be to review the customers. I could give some cus...” — Sebastian Maniscalco Quote

“My idea of fun would be to review the customers. I could give some customers one star, so that restaurateurs would know when they walked in not to serve them.”

“I don't like long jokes. I like stories rather than setup punchlines.”

“One of my biggest pet peeves is when a guy's wearing flip-flop sandals, which I don't understand. Men's feet are disgusting to begin with, but now they're on display when I try to go out for a nice steak at a restaurant, and I have to sit there and look at some guy's hoof? I don't get it. I don't understand it.”

“I think the mistake people make most often when they invest in other kinds of startups is they say, 'This is totally different.' And so the things that matter, like making a product that people desperately want, like talking to customers, they throw this out the window. That is a recipe for heartache and tears.”

“Most of all, I discovered that in order to succeed with a product you must truly get to know your customers and build something for them.”

“Engel & Voelkers has a long-standing reputation for providing excellence to a demanding clientele. Now we provide even more by offering our technologically-savvy customers the most up-to-the-minute data on homes, from listing prices to photos - all at their fingertips.”