“I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around sin...” — Steven Wright Quote

“I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'”

“I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head.”

“I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.”

“The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.”

“I'm most comfortable in my birthday suit.”

“In December of 1990, just before my eighth birthday, I left China for the United States. My father was a political dissident, and after he was released from prison, we joined my mother in a little town in the mountains of Utah. It was quite a change from my hometown of Shanghai, a city of 25 million people.”