“There are probably about 50 comedians who would come to my 50th birthd...” — Lee Mack Quote

“There are probably about 50 comedians who would come to my 50th birthday party but I'm not sure how many of them would come to my funeral.”

“I feel that I'm a stand-up comedian more than anything else, that's my job.”

“Telling lies is the easy bit, but telling the truth and pretending you are lying is hard.”

“I've always wanted to buy a sports car. After the England series, I went up to my dad and said that I wanted to buy a sports car and got his consent. On his birthday, I surprised him by bringing it home. It's a Porsche Boxter Limited Edition, and my family was thrilled to see it.”

“I dated a guy for over a year who lied about his age the entire time. I found out after the fact and couldn't believe it! I even threw him a birthday party for the wrong age... I couldn't get over how hard he had tried to keep it a secret!”