“It's still a soft R, but when I watch other people's standup, I'm dumb...” — Bob Saget Quote

“It's still a soft R, but when I watch other people's standup, I'm dumbfounded that people call me dirty. That's only because I did family television.”

“I've never not felt relevant.”

“The nature of comedy is 'just do it.' But I think what's interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it's just saying what's wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.”

“Well, I don't think Hollywood's a dirty word at all, I love a lot of Hollywood films.”

“I'm a guy that's gonna do the dirty work. Going to rebound, going to defend. Get on the floor for a loose ball and do those kind of things.”

“I'm not a dirty fighter. I never have been, my whole life.”