“At the end of the day, teachers aren't going to mess about trying to m...” — Karl Pilkington Quote

“At the end of the day, teachers aren't going to mess about trying to make me into an Einstein, 'cause it was never gonna happen. We can't all be brainy, can we? That's just the way the world is.”

“The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.”

“I don't really go out at night in terms of noisy, busy places; I prefer more of a quiet corner somewhere.”

“Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.”

“The possible ranks higher than the actual.”

“A pure hand needs no glove to cover it.”