“Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts fr...” — Evan Esar Quote

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

No dancer can watch Fred Astaire and not know that we all should have been in another business.

If you spend your life competing with business men, what do you have? A bank account and ulcers!

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Trendy gadgets and edgy pitches inevitably get replaced due to the fickle nature of the buying public, but a business designed from the start to play big has the ability to weather trends and redirect itself to venues and products that its customers want and need.

I never trust an executive who tends to pass the buck. Nor would I want to deal with him as a customer or a supplier.