“A husband is like a fire - he goes out when unattended.” — Evan Esar Quote

A husband is like a fire - he goes out when unattended.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

I have a wonderful husband, sportswriter Peter Talbert.

I tell everyone in the world that I have always been the best father I could be and that I was the worst husband. Wooo!

My wife is married to a part-time husband. That's hard to do. The kids get the short end of the stick, too.

Personally, I think four is the perfect number of children for our particular family. Four is enough to create the frenzied cacophony that my husband and I find so joyful.

As long as my husband's looking at me, that's all I care about!