“Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back...” — Erma Bombeck Quote

“Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago.”

“Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.”

“I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair.”

“Other than my sexuality, I am vulnerable regarding my physical appearance, as I am not what people considered ideal by most standards. For the entertainment business, I am not the body type of what is typically cast for television or movies.”

“I feel a lot of unfinished business and loyalty and responsibility to get the Raiders going again.”

“The herd instinct among forecasters makes sheep look like independent thinkers.”