“I'd like to see the Amazon rainforests before they're all gone, and al...” — Bill Engvall Quote

I'd like to see the Amazon rainforests before they're all gone, and also the Galapagos - that's another one I'd like to do. I'd love to go diving in those areas. Basically, places, like, that are kind of going away, and I'd like to see them before they all become condos and high-rises.

I have been passed over on some things because people didn't think I was edgy enough. But the people who took those gigs are gone now, and I am still here.

There's a lot of things I believe in this world. I believe in God, I believe in the United States of America, and I support and believe in the Second Amendment.

I love playing the bitter guy.

MMA makes you sore and tired every day. I wonder what we're going to be like when we're 50 or 60. I wake up some mornings and just say, 'Oh, God.' And then I go scuba diving.

This is the boxing game. There is no ducking and diving.

The Gili Islands gave me some of my best scuba diving experiences, including tons of turtles.

Give me some scratching, diving, hungry ballplayers who come to kill you.

I'm not built for flipping and diving - I am built to beat people up.