Dogs are forever in the push up postion.
“Dogs are forever in the push up postion.”
— Mitch Hedberg · Dogs
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Dogs are forever in the push up postion.
“Dogs are forever in the push up postion.”
— Mitch Hedberg · Dogs
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“Dogs are forever in the push up postion.”
“My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?”
“Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.”
“I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.”
“Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'”
“I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.”
“Dogs help so much.”
“Service dogs support homeland and national security across a range of missions, some of them highly dangerous.”
“Tofu hot dogs are actually scarier than real hot dogs. It's like wanting the worst possible meat product without even the thrill of it actually being meat.”
“Whenever I feel low, some higher power supports me. It could come through my wife, my children or even my dogs.”
“The joke around my office is that I've shaken many hands, but I've petted more dogs.”
“I'm really scared of small dogs, dogs in general I guess.”