“Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile tha...” — Erma Bombeck Quote

“Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.”

“In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.”

“I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair.”

“So much of my life is spent just focused on driving race cars.”

“People spend so much time in their cars, and it's a legal way to have fun by speeding a little bit or testing yourself a little bit, and you get to invest in your car. For some people, it becomes their baby.”

“I was born in 1974, so I grew up listening to what was on the radio - my mom's car sounded like Fleetwood Mac, because that was what was on the radio.”