“Thank you... fantasy football draft, for letting me know that even in ...” — Jimmy Fallon Quote

Thank you... fantasy football draft, for letting me know that even in my fantasies, I am bad at sports.

My dad used to work at IBM, so we used to get discounts on computers and stuff, and I did have a ThinkPad.

There's always going to be someone out there... who doesn't believe in you or who thinks your head is too big or you're not smart enough. But those are the people you need to ignore, and those are the times you need to just keep doing what you love doing.

If people want to see you, they'll find you. If they don't see you on TV, they'll find you on the Internet.

On 'Late Night,' it's like we're all in on the joke. That's what I wanted it to be. I'm not doing something sneaky. Inside jokes, I don't like those. We can all ride together, and everyone's on the same thing going, 'Aha, I know where you're going here.'

You never know what can happen in the draft.

You've got to make the teams want to draft you.

If you're tanking to get a higher draft pick, you really shouldn't be playing hockey.

I'm working on a new novel, in its 3rd draft, but it's hard to write while doing 7th Heaven.

During my second draft pass on my last book I made 20,000 words happen in a week, which is practically supernatural for me, and it would never have been possible without three nights in a hotel in my own city.