“You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.” — George Burns Quote

“You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.”

“I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.”

“At my age flowers scare me.”

“Guitars have been the obsession of my life. I first picked one up at the age of four and I've been a guitar junkie ever since.”

“If there is any message in the 'Wimpy Kid' books, it is that reading can be and should be fun. As an adult reader, when I see an obvious moral lesson to be taught, I run in the other direction... Kids can sniff out an adult agenda from an early age. I'm writing for entertainment, not to impress literary judges.”

“When we went into World War II, I was a tractor driver then. I drove tractors on the plantation. So when they start calling people my age, 18, up, I was one they called.”