“You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.” — Dean Martin Quote

“You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”

“I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.”

“I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.”

“'Would I mind if someone wrote a sequel to one of my books?' I asked myself, and I decided that I wouldn't, providing that the writer was respectful, had read my book first, and wasn't drunk when doing it.”

“I think the more you party and the more you get drunk, the more your soul starts to evaporate, and eventually, you're just a husk. So you have to go to the gym and build your soul up again.”

“Nobody can write the life of a man but those who have eat and drunk and lived in social intercourse with him.”