“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morn...” — Dean Martin Quote

“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”

“There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.”

“I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello', 'goodbye', and 'I'm pregnant'.”

“Remember, it isn't the dreamers who have good lives - it's the doers. Remember also what I call the three Ps of success: passion, planning, and perseverance.”

“Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.”

“The good physician treats the disease; the great physician treats the patient who has the disease.”