“Somebody asked me, 'Why do people like vampires so much?' This was rig...” — Alan Ball Quote

“Somebody asked me, 'Why do people like vampires so much?' This was right after Obama had been elected and I said, 'Because we just spent eight years being sucked dry by one.'”

“When I go home, the last thing I want to do is read about the popular lore of vampires.”

“I'd seen 'Interview with A Vampire' and saw Dracula movies growing up, but I never thought, 'I love vampires; I have to do a show about vampires.'”

“I've never lost that freelance mentality. You can't take a holiday because you're worried the work will dry up.”

“My skin issues started with dry flaky skin as a child. It was a sucker punch to my confidence.”

“I am pretty sarcastic and pretty dry.”