“The town was so dull: one day the tide went out, and it never came bac...” — Tommy Cooper Quote

The town was so dull: one day the tide went out, and it never came back.

Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!

My wife had a bad habit of biting her nails, but I cured her. I hid her teeth.

I'm recovering from a cold. I'm so full of penicillin that, if I sneeze, I'll cure someone.

They always say start at the bottom if you want to learn something. But suppose you want to learn to swim?

Sometimes, I wonder where my place in this town called 'Hollywood' is - and that can give you a really dull headache.

Michael Rooker is like the Merle Haggard of the acting world. Never a dull moment.

I generally find fiction without some move to the weird, less imaginative, dull, prosaic. Not all of it, of course, but a lot of it. I suppose it's just a question of taste.

I always felt that heroes were essentially dull. Villains were more exotic and could do more interesting things.

They will wrest 'dull words' from my cold dead hands.