“I thought I was so ugly for so long, and I wasted so much of my life o...” — Margaret Cho Quote

“I thought I was so ugly for so long, and I wasted so much of my life on this dumb notion.”

“The best tattooists are in San Francisco, and they're kind of like my family now. I'm always excited to come back to San Francisco.”

“I didn't appreciate the young woman that I was, or my young beauty, because I was so obsessed with the fact that I felt fat. It's never good to add to anybody else's suffering. It's an important topic to really get the gravity and the importance of - dealing with dignity.”

“Most people thought Gomer was stupid, dumb, a real klutz. But you study him, he really wasn't any of those things. Gomer just didn't want to see bad in anybody; you could never get him mad.”

“Only dumb people are happy.”

“Profound thoughts and profound experiences get revealed to be tricks that we play on ourselves, and poetry gets revealed to be just, like, some dumb words that somebody put in an interesting order.”