“Malcolm and Eddie Show,' a lot of other people came and went, but Malc...” — Eddie Griffin Quote

“Malcolm and Eddie Show,' a lot of other people came and went, but Malcolm and Eddie were steady on the case.”

“Getting on stage doing standup anytime is hard. You never know what you're going to say. You live and die on your next word.”

“The Tea Party ain't nothing but the Klan in street clothes. I liked 'em better when they were in the sheets, at least I could spot them.”

“If I could work with Eddie Murphy on 'SNL,' I think I could quit comedy forever. For me and my generation, he's God.”

“In '82 and '83, that was the rise of the VCR. Every Friday, my brother and I would go to Crazy Eddie's - which was a video store in Manhattan - and rent five horror movies. And that's basically what we did, basically, for three years. Becoming social misfits.”

“The first time I saw Pearl Jam, I thought Eddie Vedder had seen too many Jim Morrison videos, and I didn't like the music very much. But by the third album, I really liked them after all.”