“The Tea Party ain't nothing but the Klan in street clothes. I liked 'e...” — Eddie Griffin Quote

“The Tea Party ain't nothing but the Klan in street clothes. I liked 'em better when they were in the sheets, at least I could spot them.”

“I've never actually sat down and written a joke.”

“I'm truly a believer that Satan was behind everything that happened in that White House, and now, the Republican party. Anything that is good for the people, they're against it.”

“I don't have any rules when it comes to clothes. I'll wear anything if it fits and looks good.”

“Face it, I didn't become famous until I took my clothes off.”

“Clothes are unique sculptures, dependent on a supporting human form and created to move.”