“I had this little piece of me that always wanted to be an actress, but...” — Anjelah Johnson Quote

“I had this little piece of me that always wanted to be an actress, but I would never say it out loud because it was kind of embarrassing because where in San Jose do you become an actress? You don't, really. It was very far-fetched. It was similar to me saying, 'I want to be a princess.'”

“I'm a very observational storyteller, and I'm always relational - a lot of stories stem from relationships, whether it's me with my husband, me with my mom or my siblings.”

“One of the first jokes I wrote was this nail salon bit that ended up blowing up on YouTube. That's kind of what propelled me into standup.”

“I'm the clumsiest person in the world, so every day brings an embarrassing moment.”

“I think the fashion industry has gotten to a place where it is embarrassing.”

“I never skimp on TV. I watch an embarrassing amount of TV shows. I don't even know how I do it.”