“Normally, 'Saturday Night Live' is about as entertaining as an ocular ...” — Greg Gutfeld Quote

“Normally, 'Saturday Night Live' is about as entertaining as an ocular migraine.”

“The joy of hate reflects people who get off pretending to hate something, or hate you, in order to score political points. I call them the 'tolerati' - you know, a group of people who claim to be tolerant, except when they run into someone who disagrees with them.”

“At a certain point, we need to figure out how to reward those who choose a path that offers, often, almost no reward.”

“My mom did not have money. She was a single mom, on and off in periods between marriages. My husband, however, grew up on a wonderful farm in Tuscany, in Florence, and his family was so entertaining in terms of growing their own food and using the fruit of their land. We have very, very different experiences.”

“I've built a career on evenly entertaining men and women. And I'm kind of known for not making either side feel bad.”

“I'm just a guy entertaining people and telling the truth and teaching them science.”