“When you have friends that are Muslim, Jewish, gay, from any marginali...” — Hasan Minhaj Quote

“When you have friends that are Muslim, Jewish, gay, from any marginalized group, you realize that they are so much more than this esoteric talking point.”

“'CNN Tonight' should just be called 'Wait a second! Now hold on! Stop yelling at each!' with Don Lemon.”

“Trump is inadvertently forcing us to show him how great this country truly is - that we are better together than we are divided.”

“I imagine explaining a work of art to my grandmother in five minutes, and if I can't explain it in five minutes, then it's too obtuse or esoteric.”

“I feel happy working in the low-budget realm, doing stuff that is a little bit more esoteric, and personal.”

“I remember in grammar school the teacher asked if anyone had any hobbies. I was the only one with any hobbies and I had every hobby there was... name anything, no matter how esoteric. I could have given everyone a hobby and still had 40 or 50 to take home.”