“I have an amazing metabolism. I'm sure that'll be gone one day. But I ...” — Aziz Ansari Quote

“I have an amazing metabolism. I'm sure that'll be gone one day. But I like to exercise, too, so I don't think I'll ever get really fat.”

“I was 18 when I started. I was hanging out with some friends and they asked if I had tried stand-up before. I hadn't, but I thought: 'What the hell?' So I went to an open mic night, and I liked it.”

“One of the big things I miss about New York is not my friends so much; it's Shake Shack, the burger place. I miss Shake Shack.”

“I don't have stamina in exercise... but I have it in life.”

“Doing exercise without monitoring yourself will be rare in the future of wearable technology.”

“Golf is good, it means I get some fresh air and exercise, take my mind off work and see some of the landscape of the place I'm visiting.”