“As I ran out of grandparents at the age of 16, the only time I ever se...” — Sarah Millican Quote

“As I ran out of grandparents at the age of 16, the only time I ever see old folk is when I'm over-taking them on a motorway, they're in my audience laughing at filth, or in any park.”

“There's so much to see and do in Austrailia, but a lot of it is outside so I've ben immersing myself in their telly.”

“I was shy at school, but not at home. We had a boiler that had tiles around it, so if my sister and I got new shoes we'd do a little tap dance on the tiles. I also wrote poems but would read them from behind a curtain.”

“How can I be a folk? I'm from the suburbs you know.”

“'Queer as Folk' is gay gay gay gay gay.”

“We don't need to bring down the rich folk to help the poor.”