I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.
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“I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.”
— Mitch Hedberg · Fork
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More Fork Quotes
“You're not making a decision if you come to a fork in the road. There is no 'it' to take. It's one or the other.”
“I have a mantra in my head that there will always be another meal. I can put my fork down, knowing there will be good things in my future!”
“This is a shameful thing to say, but I've never really got that 'grown-up' mind-set. I have to buy forks? Why?”
“For me, in songwriting, I have a route I can take. Maybe there's some forks, I can go this way, this way. But I know those roads. I still have the experience behind me.”
“When you go out to eat, bring a fork from home instead of using a plastic single-use utensil and ask them to hold the straw or use a reusable one.”
“I've realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough.”